OPEN CABARET – Diane’s bday

March 24, 2023 @ 9:00 pm – March 25, 2023 @ 1:30 am

Dear Wonderful Humans, we require your talents!!!!
As part of this extravaganza gathering for our dear friend’s Diane bday, we will revive the grand old tradition* of *Quixotes Cabaret Camp*, and provide cabaret entertainment on the evening of Friday 24th.

For those new to Quixotes, the rules are but few:
1. There is no theme: if you’re brave enough to stand on the stage, we’re brave enough to put you on.
2. No mime, no juggling, no interpretive dance**.
3. If you can sing, dance or do something obscene with a folding chair, then we have a home for you.

Some marvellous souls have already stepped up to the plate, but this really is a case of the more the merrier.
Historically, we’ve hosted quiz shows,
impressionists, singers, dancers, drag, comedians, poets, acrobats, strippers, clowns, mad scientists, escape artists and mathematicians.
And a chap who took all his clothes off, folded them neatly into a carrier bag, covered himself in baby oil and leapt into the audience clutching his manhood. How we laughed.

If you have an offering, however small, then we would love to hear from you.
Please drop me a line at:

ni********@ao*.com line and let us know:

Your name:
Your act name if you have one:
One-line summary of what you do, to help me schedule:
Technical requirements

Thanking you in advance for your participation!

Dusty hugs,

Emma (Momma Quixote).

* Est. 2005.

** This is built on many years of experience and is The Law. Management additionally expresses further concern regarding Raelians, juvenile beauty pageant winners, strippers accessorised with carrier bags, and natives of the fine state of Idaho. I don’t make the rules***

*** Actually, not substantially true.

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